(and a Bit of Fiction)

The Allure of the Vampire

Big Beautiful Cottonwood

Christians Ask the Wrong Question

Church Services Are Held in Tucson

Cucumber God

David Dvorkin vs. George W. Bush

Do Dietary Laws Prove the Existence of God?

Dust Net

Eastward, Ho!

Germany - May, 2001

Gloob Died Today

God Must Exist Because Nature Is So Wonderful

Heinz von Jaegermann, War Hero, Political Candidate

I Can Hear You Now!

I Hate Faloobetijangle!

I'll See Your Arnold and Raise You a Jennifer

I Live in the American Heartland, and You Probably Do, Too.

It's Not Rocket Science

Jewish Money

Progressive Voice: an American Manifesto

A Response to an Israeli Response

The Revolt of the Robots

The SBOBU Economic Index

Should Atheists Celebrate Christmas?

Show, Don't Tell, and Other Silly Advice

Shrieking Zanies on My Screen

Telephone Phobia

That Night Is Not Good

The Aliens Beneath Our Feet

The Death of the Barber of Seville

The Final Solution to the Conservative Question

The Immigrant, His Country, and Trump

The Incredible Shrinking Publishing Industry

The SHUT UP! Movement

The Surprising Benefits of Being Unemployed

The Unimportance of Being Multilingual

The Very Lucky Executive

We Are the Nazi Hordes

Were I But King of Anglophonia

Why Do We Write?

Why I Am Not a Jew